Author Archives: Guacamole

Tiny sick tears?. John Major?, looks more like C Major. Andrew Lloyd Webber for Chancellor?.

I got sent an e-mail today which contained numerous examples of double entendres which have been broadcast on British TV and radio. Here’s a few examples:- A news anchorwoman who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed but … Continue reading →

I went to see this last night and they were great. Also got to speak to John briefly afterwards and he has plans to tour again soon with his other band Zappatistas.

How well do you know your vegetables?, Are you an intellectual? ( I would guess, almost definitely SOFA ) and How well do you know your beards?. The latter only included because FZ is given as a (very remote) option. … Continue reading →

The poodle is off to Rome this weekend. Meanwhile Junior plans to re-stock his toybox.

Paul Kelleher doesn’t deserve this. Background info from last summer.

“In head-to-head competition, Iraq and Kentucky are closely matched” via theonion.com

Inspired by the latest “Ugly Radio” forum discussion this may upset you. Why the question mark?. As if that were not enough“she is who I want to be…it is like normal to me”. Mmmm, whatever normal is; you ain’t it.

Fancy a career in politics? prior work experience at Disneyland recommended. Seems he had something in common with Ma Sanli. Sing right along now…………

messages to and from the president courtesy of whitehouse.org

How about a nice relaxing break away from it all, don’t forget to pack your hairdryer and put al boodil into boarding kennels. I’m giving it serious consideration as this country seems to have a growing population certifiable assholes.

“Madonna scored a (sic) 140, Bill Gates 160 How smart are you?“.

Apparently I have “poor parenting skills” on a par with Homer Simpson (I’m sure I would’ve done better had my mouse ball not been so sticky!……..poor excuse, I know). Have a go.

Try this test to find out what your partners characteristics are (eh? should you not already know that!?). Also advises you on compatible celeb (oh dearie me). via ransporn.com.

Don’t ask me why but there’s an Austro-Germanic theme in todays poop…… first up, Professor Onur Gunturkun (sorry, my keyboard can’t do umlauts let alone break the eggs) who is interested in asymmetry. Heard these guys on the old Raddyo … Continue reading →