Category Archives: Amusing

Surprise rocks Disney trial

I always knew that Goofy had a drug problem.

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Celine’s Spells

Does the life you been leadin’ gotta go? Well let Celine straighten you out! “I have been doing love spell’s since the age of 16 years old. All my spell’s are done only trough white magic power full prayer and … Continue reading

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Misery Whispers

Josh, also known as Shadow Mercy, Jessica, who calls herself Misery Whispers and Anton who is known as Lord Mercy, are all Goths and 12-years-old. “I listen to Marilyn Manson, Slipknot, Green Day, Good Charlotte and other sorts of punk … Continue reading

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Fo Shizzle

Fo’ shizzle, you be über-marinating readin’ this wooka-sweet article. Totally time to clip. Gotta bounce.

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Fluid Guilt Reducer

Wash away all your sins with this new communal hand soap dispenser! Perfect for your church bathroom! With an easy pump action and a tempting “do it again” aloe-enhanced Easter Lily scent, this hand cleanser reduces guilt by 98.9% or … Continue reading

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Poncho Bush

This image is begging for a suitable caption. Alas, I’m too lazy to think of one.

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Subliminal

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Waiter, There’s A Virgin Mary On My Toast

“You are viewing an extroidinary out of this world item!! I made this sandwich 10 years ago, when I took a bite out of it, I saw a face looking up at me, It was Virgin Mary starring back at … Continue reading

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Jerry & The Jets

Cruising with Jerry and the Jets: “Enjoy the teaching and fellowship of Dr. Jerry Falwell, Chancellor of Liberty University and Pastor of Thomas Road Baptist Church, on this adventure of a lifetime!”

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Usenet Weirdness

> How come most of the Greek sculptures have no arms? The Journal of Irreproducible Results puplished a study on this some years ago. The conclusion was that the arms were stolen by Indians (Indian Indians form India). Note that … Continue reading

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SuperBoone

Pat Boone and Lois Lane are singing a new song about ME! It’s a great tune, but I must use all my super-powers to prevent it from becoming a hit!

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Mamma Mia Count The Votes!

Any way the wind blows, doesn’t really matter…

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Wanna Bun?

Election Sandwich Specials. “Weapons of ass destruction: Heavily advertise a bean, tabasco, jalapeno wrap. Then, if someone comes in and orders it, tell them that you can’t find the ingredients.”

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Later Bush!

This just popped up in my Google Ads: Later Bush! — “an open web log you can use to express yourself.” Funny stuff, although some people – Dems and Reps alike – seem to think international capslock day lasts a … Continue reading

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Photoshopping The Wall

What happens when you strip away a movie’s title and replace it with a literal description of what its movie poster looks like?

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