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Category Archives: Amusing
Bush ‘n Bulbous
John Cleese: “How many Bush administration officials does it take to change a light bulb? None. There’s nothing wrong with that light bulb. There is no need to change anything.”
Posted in Amusing, Politics
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Postmodern DIY
Here’s a great idea involving old record sleeves — and Kinko’s.
Posted in Amusing, Pop Cult
2 Comments
The Bush Resume
“Hello. My name is George Bush and I’m running for President. Please consider my accomplishments as set forth in the following resume.”
Posted in Amusing, Politics
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Become Frighteningly Obsessed
“Once you’ve picked your cult hero, the only thing left to do is bring him up in every single music conversation. Compare every other artist unfavorably to your hero. Lament the fact that your hero has “lost it†and “will … Continue reading
Google Flatulence
What exactly is Google trying to tell me here?
Posted in Amusing, Personal
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I Missed One?
There are many answers as to why the chicken decided to cross the road. Colonel Sanders’ Answer: “I missed one?”(via Chicken News)
Posted in Amusing
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Biker Sox
Frank is a biker fox. Frank really needs to do something about those biker socks though. (via Kook)
Posted in Amusing, Randamonium
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The Agonizer
“So, like, what makes it more awful? We’ve changed some of the circuit components to add just that little extra smidge of massive, atonal distortion effecto thingy. It’s now fully OPTIMIZED for bad tone and crappy sound.”
Is She Wearing Glasses?
Funniest thing I’ve read all day, a Q’nA on the Zappa-List: Q: “Is she wearing glasses or not??” A: “While I curse you to hell for subjecting me to that photograph, I would say yes, those probably qualify as glasses.”
Posted in Amusing, Bizarre
6 Comments
Just Some Jizz From Jimmy Boy
“I’m trying to find the correct name for it … this utter absolute, asinine, idiotic stupidity of men marrying men. … I’ve never seen a man in my life I wanted to marry. And I’m gonna be blunt and plain; … Continue reading
Posted in Amusing, Religion, Sex
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Breast-Baring Considered Harmful
“The US constitution is generous in its protection of free expression, but it is not a licence to thrill,” FCC chairman Michael Powell said. “The context of the half-time show leads us to conclude that the breast-baring finale was intended.” … Continue reading
Posted in Amusing, Sex, Silly
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Bush Croons Imagine
From the guy that brought us Dubya singing “Sunday Bloody Sunday” now comes Bush Jr crooning “Imagine”, with a little walk on the Wild Side…
for registered voters…
The complex patterns of extrapolation necessary to comprehend the significance of candidate selection, can perhaps be elusive. So if peregrinations through the permutations is not your natural instinct, thankfully there’s always other forms of psephological reflection. (thanks to whitecrane)