Category Archives: Bizarre

If You’re About To Get Sick

Posted on Tuesday, 02/14/06 by Balint

…from watching your TV (or ANYONE’S: friends, airports, bars, restaurants, laundromats…), simply turn it off. Just touch that dial! One size fits ALL!

Posted in Bizarre, Silly | 2 Comments

Neverland

Posted on Monday, 02/13/06 by Barry's Imaginary Publisher

Bizarre and slightly unnerving: Neverland, Amerika, a Flickr photoset with a twist. (last two via Exploding Aardvark)

Posted in Bizarre, Pop Cult, Visual Arts | 3 Comments

eBay Atheist

Posted on Thursday, 02/02/06 by Barry's Imaginary Publisher

On eBay: Send an atheist to his local church! Everytime I come home, I pass this old Irish church. I promise to go into that church every day– for a certain number of days– for at least an hour each … Continue reading →

Posted in Bizarre, Religion, Silly | 2 Comments

Count Zappa

Posted on Tuesday, 01/17/06 by Balint

A painting by an Anonimous Actor from the eighties (maybe). Buy it!

Posted in Bizarre, Frank Zappa, Silly, Zappa Imagery | 3 Comments

Ads from the Eighties

Posted on Tuesday, 01/10/06 by Balint

But: from the eighties of Hungary! Jeezis, I’ve grown up on these! :-) You won’t understand a word, but you’ll have fun, I’m sure!

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Hunka Hunka

Posted on Tuesday, 01/10/06 by Barry's Imaginary Publisher

Careful when playing that favorite Zappa-tune over and over again in your loved one’s presence — especially if (s)he happens to be Australian.

Posted in Bizarre, In The News | 6 Comments

Longplayer

Posted on Tuesday, 01/10/06 by Barry's Imaginary Publisher

Longplayer is a 1000 year long piece of music which started to play on the 1st January 2000 and will continue to play, without repetition, until the 31st December 2999, when it will come back to the point at which … Continue reading →

Posted in Bizarre, Music | 2 Comments

Sleeping In a Jar-port

Posted on Thursday, 12/01/05 by Dr Sharleena

“Downstairs, you have metal chairs very uncomfortable at first but after 1 or 2 hours your body manages to fit in. You have to hurry though, as after 2am there’s quite a few people coming to stay the night.” The … Continue reading →

Posted in Bizarre, Personal | 1 Comment

Teen Repellant

Posted on Wednesday, 11/30/05 by Barry's Imaginary Publisher

Aah the endless possibilities of disturbing air molecules: The device, called the Mosquito (“It’s small and annoying,” Mr. Stapleton said), emits a high-frequency pulsing sound that, he says, can be heard by most people younger than 20 and almost no … Continue reading →

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Top 50 Worst Guitar Solos

Posted on Wednesday, 11/16/05 by Balint

What would possess us to compile the worst guitar solos in history? I mean, come on, it’s no great feat to list the best guitar solos ever. Just put Hendrix, Page, Clapton, and Gilmour in the Top 10 and everyone’s … Continue reading →

Posted in Bizarre, Music, Pop Cult, Zappa Misc | 12 Comments

Sex Machine

Posted on Monday, 11/14/05 by Barry's Imaginary Publisher

There’s your regular marital aids, and then there’s this: DIY-sex machines. The dildonics on display are not intended as artwork. The function comes first, and any design that results is coincidental. Most — but not all — lack the ironic … Continue reading →

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Spider The Tylercore

Posted on Thursday, 11/10/05 by Barry's Imaginary Publisher

During the recording sessions, John Paul’s 5 year old younger brother (Tyler Petrucci,) came into the studio and said these words to Dan and Bob. “I’ve been trying to tell people this forever. Too young to live, too young to … Continue reading →

Posted in Bizarre, Music | 1 Comment

You Are What You Is

Posted on Monday, 11/07/05 by Barry's Imaginary Publisher

Quite the unbelievable story this: man discovers he’s black at age 26: When the baby born to two white parents came out black, the secret became a lie. Throughout his childhood, David Myers was told that his skin color was … Continue reading →

Posted in Bizarre, In The News | 1 Comment

HuhFu

Posted on Friday, 11/04/05 by Barry's Imaginary Publisher

Finally, a healthy alternative for our cannibalistic fellow man: Hufu — The Healthy Human Flesh Alternative. “I can’t believe it’s not people!”

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Bad Mags

Posted on Wednesday, 11/02/05 by Barry's Imaginary Publisher

Loads of bad and/or bizarre magazines (some NSFW). Reminds me of that Woody Allen movie where he goes in to a magazine-shop, grabs copies of all sorts of intellectual publications and ends up sticking a porn-mag in the middle of … Continue reading →

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