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Category Archives: Bizarre
Guru
Is that a real Guru or is that a Sears Guru?
A Fruitcake Orange
A man with a plan: I’m driving down the road thinking about absolutely nothing. All of a sudden, BAM!! An idea hits me like a pound a bricks. Passing motorists mistake this as a cursory head banging. I need to … Continue reading
RIP Chick
About time for our monthly chicken post, don’t you think?
Posted in Bizarre, Randamonium
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Prussian Blue
Cutesy thirteen-year-old twins Lamb and Lynx Gaede have one album out, another on the way, a music video, and lots of fans. So what? Hang on: “We’re proud of being white, we want to keep being white,” said Lynx. “We … Continue reading
Posted in Bizarre, Music
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Vagina Music
You have your vagina blog and then you have your vagina music mp3’s. Free! Please don’t ask how I found this.
Posted in Bizarre, Music
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Scrupulosity
This sounds like a Police album but in fact scrupulosity is “a debilitating form of obsessive-compulsive disorder which takes the form of excessively fastidious religious observance, often in completely arbitrary ways, and fear of not being sufficiently devout or virtuous.” … Continue reading
Milk Rap
“We got the big bad Bessie with the M-I-L-K!” See the video here.
Posted in Bizarre, Silly
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Letter To The FBI
A letter from science-fiction author Philip K. Dick to the FBI: […] several months ago I was approached by an individual who I have reason to believe belonged to a covert organization involving politics, illegal weapons, etc., who put great … Continue reading
Phallus Maximus
“Does penis enlargement really work? I am going to find out!“
Save My Ass
Brother, this is rich: Gentlemen, Welcome to SaveMyAss. SaveMyAss is a personal assistant that keeps your girlfriend or wife happy by sending her flowers on your behalf, on a regular but semi-random basis. I’m positive my girlfriend would love the … Continue reading
Talking Pregnant Trailer Trash Doll
And she talks, too! When you press her bellybutton, the Trailer Trash Doll will say things like “Pour me a double, I’m drinkin’ for two.” and “Bubba Jr., get off your sister!”. Wonderful.
And Prozac For All
Johari the gorilla is on antidepressants. It eases her PMS.
Posted in Bizarre
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Got Milk!
Excuse me while I throw up: A Frenchman who has invented a beer made from fermented milk is selling about 300 bottles of it a week. His recipe is secret, but it combines 75% milk and 25% malt with the … Continue reading
Dogstuff.hu
Just try to imagine a lovely town… full of lovely people… some of them having lovely little pets – leaving lovely little “by-products” after themselfes on the streets. 40 tons of dogshit!!!!! Per day!Here’s a campaign for cleaning up the … Continue reading
Posted in Amusing, Bizarre, In The News
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Rent My Daughter
WTF Of The Day: RentMyDaughter.com — and they’re not kidding. Have this posted here please.
Posted in Bizarre
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