Category Archives: Bizarre

Violet Vortex Aura

WTF Dept — Violet Vortex Aura Photography: I will update this blog as often as I can with new information as to where I will be and what i will be doing and answer any questions regarding auras. Blessings, Lynn

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Handyman

And now for something incredibly distasteful.

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Carburetor Dreams

And now for some carburetor poetry: As he stared at her ample bosom, he daydreamed of the dual Stromberg carburetors in his vintage Triumph Spitfire, highly functional yet pleasingly formed, perched prominently on top of the intake manifold, aching for … Continue reading

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A Mothers album without Zappa?…

This is Flo, Mark Volman of Flo & Eddie; I wanted to write and say hello to you all, and I wanted to clear up a few rumors: # 1 Howard ( Eddie) and I never sued Frank or the … Continue reading

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Paintball

Imagine an ordinary baseball…Now imagine that same baseball with over 18,960 coats of paint on it. Getting the picture? Good, because that’s exactly what my wife, Glenda and I have done for the past 28 years.

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Mighty Little

When a Man Dies in a Sex Act with a Horse — What’s a Reporter to Do?

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Impaled Northern Moonforest

About time for some Acoustic Black Metal, I say. Impaled Northern Moonforest is just that, carrying such songtitles as “Entranced By The Northern Impaled Necrowizard’s Blasphemous Incantation Amidst The Agonizing Abomination Of THe Lusting Necrocorpse” and the equally enchanting “Lustfully … Continue reading

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Icon Hat

In other news, Bono gets his hat back. Bono had told the court he would not have given away the items, valued at £3,500, which he considered had iconic status, particularly the hat. “The point of principle involved was of … Continue reading

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Hurray For Beethoven

Awful atonal music? Apparently, we have Beethoven to blame for it: Beethoven managed to put an end to a noble tradition by inaugurating a barbaric U-turn away from an other-directed music to an inward-directed, narcissistic focus on the composer himself … Continue reading

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Normal

Okay, sure, but: Is It Normal?

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Special K

And you thought Moon Unit was a bit of a bizarre name? Think again.

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Bob & Bobette

Bob Dylan has finally given permission to a Hollywood studio to make a film about his life: It is traditional in films spanning a lifetime for characters to be played by more than one actor, but rare for them to … Continue reading

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Sweet Home Alabama

Sell sex toys in Alabama, go to jail: “The high court refused to hear an appeal by a group of individuals who regularly use sexual devices and by two vendors who argued the case raised important issues about the scope … Continue reading

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Catholic Girls

“Not only can we date cute guys, but hopefully we can lead them to God and help them get saved from the burning fires of Hell. I’ve outlined a few tips to help you date cute heathen guys, step-by-step.”

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Sherry, Anyone?

“We’re not talking about little bottles here,” Turner said. “These were at least 1.5-liter bottles. I heard of this kind of thing in mortuary school in 1970, but this is the first time I’ve ever heard of someone actually doing … Continue reading

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