Category Archives: Bizarre

60 Bottles of Beer on the Wall

Frozen wind began to blow Under my boots ‘n around my toe Frost had bit the ground below… What’s a man to do in a situation like that?

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Massive Cow Manure

Dickinson said the smoke is not particularly malodorous — although that comes from a man who works full-time around manure. “I guess it’s just all perspective,” he said. “To me, it just smells like smoke. I really don’t know how … Continue reading

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Ouch !

delayed flight perhaps ? yank it harder punky.

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All my friends they call me Jim…

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Simply Irresistible

“Most bizarre among the [Pentagon’s] plans was one for the development of an “aphrodisiac” chemical weapon that would make enemy soldiers sexually irresistible to each other. Provoking widespread homosexual behaviour among troops would cause a “distasteful but completely non-lethal” blow … Continue reading

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Post Office to Issue XXX Stamps

The U.S. Postal Service “need to generate some money pronto”, according with the office’s insider Rodney Cockburn. Now, with that name, he should consider start a career in the XXX field and maybe contribute to the cause. Just an idea… … Continue reading

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Wacky Krishums

Say what? Christian Wrestling. I can hear the commentary for this: — Ooh Kaïn took a mean hit there! — Yeah, ya don’t mess with Abel and get away with it. — Wait – there’s Mozes in the rebound! — … Continue reading

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Celine’s Spells

Does the life you been leadin’ gotta go? Well let Celine straighten you out! “I have been doing love spell’s since the age of 16 years old. All my spell’s are done only trough white magic power full prayer and … Continue reading

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Living In A Jar

“The coolest thing about the Thing is that everyone responds to seeing it by asking questions. Where did I find it? Is it an internal organ? Is it some sort of fetus? Would it go well with pasta?” (via eskimokaka)

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Fluid Guilt Reducer

Wash away all your sins with this new communal hand soap dispenser! Perfect for your church bathroom! With an easy pump action and a tempting “do it again” aloe-enhanced Easter Lily scent, this hand cleanser reduces guilt by 98.9% or … Continue reading

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Roommate From Hell

This one reads like a Stephen King short story — roommate from hell: “He set fire to our carpet with alcohol during a party. He pissed in the fridge. He shat in the fridge. He shat in the crisper drawer. … Continue reading

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Samchillian

Fun with your QWERTY keyboard: “One key press can equal ‘one pitch higher’ in a scale. Suddenly a scale is just a repetition of two keys. Scale too boring? Create a microtonal flurry of notes that sounds like Hendrix and … Continue reading

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Inane Clown Posse

Here’s an idea: let’s dress up as clowns and start a religious cult. Let’s call ourselves: Juggalos. (I’m guessing all these kids end up tossing burgers at McDonalds.)

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Coffee ‘n Beer

Perhaps the only beer FZ could have liked. What’s next? Nicotine-beer? Heineken-smokes?

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Waiter, There’s A Virgin Mary On My Toast

“You are viewing an extroidinary out of this world item!! I made this sandwich 10 years ago, when I took a bite out of it, I saw a face looking up at me, It was Virgin Mary starring back at … Continue reading

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