Category Archives: Bizarre

Quite The Jump

Posted on Thursday, 11/18/04 by Barry's Imaginary Publisher

David Lee Roth, the rock singer whose unfortunate choice of onstage clothing I vaguely remember, is training to be a NYC paramedic.

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In Praise of Kitties

Posted on Thursday, 11/18/04 by Barry's Imaginary Publisher

Woman builds church. In lego. For her cat. (Which, by the way, shows a striking resemblence to our feline lodger.)

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Masters Of War

Posted on Saturday, 11/13/04 by Barry's Imaginary Publisher

“It’s just Bob Dylan’s song. We were just singing Bob Dylan’s song â€¦ If you think it has to do with Bush that’s because you’re drawing your own conclusions. We never conveyed that Bush was the person we were talking … Continue reading →

Posted in Bizarre, Music, Politics | 8 Comments

File Under Fruitcake

Posted on Saturday, 11/13/04 by Barry's Imaginary Publisher

My WTF moment of the day: MacNET: “Care to explain?” Doug: “Sure. Why not? I am preserving our history. When the world goes up in flames in this jihad against all things Western, music will be one of the first … Continue reading →

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If you’re not a professional actor…

Posted on Friday, 11/05/04 by Balint

…then you still might want to get a job. This guy is ready for “photo-sessions, modelling, appearance in tv-shows, ads, promo works, erotic movies (!!!), erotic shows”. Take a look at his pictures. Hm?…

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I Am Learn

Posted on Sunday, 10/03/04 by Barry's Imaginary Publisher

“I wrote a ridiculous Perl program to generate text. Thing is, it developed some bugs, and has managed to create phrases and combinations of words (which actually make sense) that I didn’t even program in. I hooked it up to … Continue reading →

Posted in Bizarre, Science | 5 Comments

Is She Wearing Glasses?

Posted on Friday, 09/24/04 by Barry's Imaginary Publisher

Funniest thing I’ve read all day, a Q’nA on the Zappa-List: Q: “Is she wearing glasses or not??” A: “While I curse you to hell for subjecting me to that photograph, I would say yes, those probably qualify as glasses.”

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Space, The Final Fronteer

Posted on Thursday, 09/16/04 by Barry's Imaginary Publisher

It’s love Jim, but not as we know it.

Posted in Bizarre, Sex, Silly | 3 Comments

Brain Voice Read

Posted on Monday, 08/02/04 by Barry's Imaginary Publisher

A Yahoo-list I subscribe to just got hit with the weirdest piece of spam I’ve had the pleasure of coming across. It goes something like this: “Help! Murder, Hong Kong police useing Brain Voice Read / Write Machine Murder Hong … Continue reading →

Posted in Bizarre, Personal | 3 Comments

Skinbag

Posted on Monday, 08/02/04 by Barry's Imaginary Publisher

“At last an epidermic, polysemic accessory, a successful alchemy between captivating & repulsive for a less accomodating yet terribly efficient fashion.” Looks like a job for Clarice Starling if you ask me.

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