Category Archives: Religion

Meek. Mild. As If

My late grandfather used to say: “Jesus was a communist!” — and he meant that as an endorsement. Seems he was not alone.

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Meet The Arc’s

Not only does this article about how “America is simultaneously the most professedly Christian of the developed nations and the least Christian in its behavior” raise some good points, I also found it inadvertently funny. It states for instance that … Continue reading

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Woodism

The Church of Ed Wood: The basic premise of Woodism coincides with what we believe was the basic premise of Ed Wood himself, which is the constant search for happiness. There are no specific practices other than to constantly be … Continue reading

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Habemus Conservative Rock-hater

Former cardinal now pope Ratzinger (you know, the guy that made it from Hitler Youth to the Vatican) talks about Pop Devil Music in this 1996 Times article: […] he also warned the young against the “subliminal” satanic influence to … Continue reading

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Spider Of Destiny

Have you ever stopped to think how lucky God was to have the help of Spiderman?

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Catholic Girls

“Not only can we date cute guys, but hopefully we can lead them to God and help them get saved from the burning fires of Hell. I’ve outlined a few tips to help you date cute heathen guys, step-by-step.”

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Wacky Krishums

Say what? Christian Wrestling. I can hear the commentary for this: — Ooh Kaïn took a mean hit there! — Yeah, ya don’t mess with Abel and get away with it. — Wait – there’s Mozes in the rebound! — … Continue reading

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Celine’s Spells

Does the life you been leadin’ gotta go? Well let Celine straighten you out! “I have been doing love spell’s since the age of 16 years old. All my spell’s are done only trough white magic power full prayer and … Continue reading

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Fluid Guilt Reducer

Wash away all your sins with this new communal hand soap dispenser! Perfect for your church bathroom! With an easy pump action and a tempting “do it again” aloe-enhanced Easter Lily scent, this hand cleanser reduces guilt by 98.9% or … Continue reading

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Waiter, There’s A Virgin Mary On My Toast

“You are viewing an extroidinary out of this world item!! I made this sandwich 10 years ago, when I took a bite out of it, I saw a face looking up at me, It was Virgin Mary starring back at … Continue reading

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In Praise of Kitties

Woman builds church. In lego. For her cat. (Which, by the way, shows a striking resemblence to our feline lodger.)

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Jerry & The Jets

Cruising with Jerry and the Jets: “Enjoy the teaching and fellowship of Dr. Jerry Falwell, Chancellor of Liberty University and Pastor of Thomas Road Baptist Church, on this adventure of a lifetime!”

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Fast For Bush

People That Have Gone Bonkers, Part 54874367: “God is raising up multitudes of Christians to fast and pray for the holiness of President George W. Bush and our nation. Join us in God’s grassroots movement.”

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Just Some Jizz From Jimmy Boy

“I’m trying to find the correct name for it … this utter absolute, asinine, idiotic stupidity of men marrying men. … I’ve never seen a man in my life I wanted to marry. And I’m gonna be blunt and plain; … Continue reading

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Falwell Down the Fall

On Sept. 10, 1987, Jerry Falwell promised he’d go down the Typhoon waterslide at Heritage Island if 1,000 people donated $1,000 to the faltering PTL. Of course, 1,000 people did. Religion really doesn’t get any better than this! (via sharpeworld)

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