Category Archives: Sex

Sex Machine

There’s your regular marital aids, and then there’s this: DIY-sex machines. The dildonics on display are not intended as artwork. The function comes first, and any design that results is coincidental. Most — but not all — lack the ironic … Continue reading

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Guru

Is that a real Guru or is that a Sears Guru?

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Phallus Maximus

“Does penis enlargement really work? I am going to find out!“

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We Be Oglin’

This one’s for my pal Juan. The challenge: to ogle at a woman’s buxom chest undetected for as long as possible. The 10 second barrier, I’ll have you know, has proven to be a mighty tough one to overcome. Yourself?

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Handyman

And now for something incredibly distasteful.

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Be In My Video

See Paris Hilton and her new video!

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Audi-Oh

Combining sexual stimulation with audio waves — am I the only one to smell Conceptual Continuity here? (Not safe for work, I guess)

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And Now For Some Oedipus

I took The Freud Quiz: “13/20. You passed, but not by much.” Yet another trauma I’ll have to live with.

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The C-Word

Inquiring minds need to know: Is it considered misogynous to use “the C-word”?

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Meet Robostrider

A tiny robot that can walk on the surface of the water. Interesting. But, please, check Fig 5. What is this? Is this a censored picture of two water striders, caught in the act..? Notice the euphemism in the text … Continue reading

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Just Some Jizz From Jimmy Boy

“I’m trying to find the correct name for it … this utter absolute, asinine, idiotic stupidity of men marrying men. … I’ve never seen a man in my life I wanted to marry. And I’m gonna be blunt and plain; … Continue reading

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Breast-Baring Considered Harmful

“The US constitution is generous in its protection of free expression, but it is not a licence to thrill,” FCC chairman Michael Powell said. “The context of the half-time show leads us to conclude that the breast-baring finale was intended.” … Continue reading

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Space, The Final Fronteer

It’s love Jim, but not as we know it.

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Skinbag

“At last an epidermic, polysemic accessory, a successful alchemy between captivating & repulsive for a less accomodating yet terribly efficient fashion.” Looks like a job for Clarice Starling if you ask me.

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Meanwhile, in Utah

Polygamy, anyone? Come on girls, you know it benefits women! And there’s always room for more.

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