Category Archives: Silly

Perfect Major

Take this for what it’s worth, but… You scored as Art. You should be an Art major! How bohemian! Art 92% Linguistics 83% Dance 75% Mathematics 75% Philosophy 67% Theater 67% Engineering 67% Psychology 58% English 58% Sociology 50% Anthropology … Continue reading

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The Years Of The Wicked

The fear of the LORD prolongeth days: but the years of the wicked shall be shortened. — Proverbs 10:27 Premature Death of Rock Stars keeps a list of rock stars and their date/cause of death. According to their calculations, the … Continue reading

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eBay Atheist

On eBay: Send an atheist to his local church! Everytime I come home, I pass this old Irish church. I promise to go into that church every day– for a certain number of days– for at least an hour each … Continue reading

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KUR: Your Top 100 Belgian Weblog

Hey whaddayaknow: according to Alexa, KUR caps the 74th spot in the Top 100 of Belgian weblogs! You know what that means, right? It means there’s about a 100 weblogs in this country. :) Looking at Alexa’s info page for … Continue reading

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Count Zappa

A painting by an Anonimous Actor from the eighties (maybe). Buy it!

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Annoyance Anonymous

Last Thursday, President Bush signed into law a prohibition on posting annoying Web messages or sending annoying e-mail messages without disclosing your true identity. “The use of the word ‘annoy’ is particularly problematic,” says Marv Johnson, legislative counsel for the … Continue reading

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Singalong Song

The way I see it, Barry…

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Tip Of The Day

1. Obtain Belgian nationality. 2. Write obscure song about rape. 3. Wait for 25 years. 4. Profit!

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Obsolete Skills

What obsolete skill are you? Quite appropriately, I turned out to be French: You are ‘French’. In the nineteenth century, it was the international language of diplomacy. It is a ‘beautiful’ language, meaning that it is really just a low-fidelity … Continue reading

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Work Poo

We interrupt this program for a bit of scatological wit: As much as we try to convince ourselves otherwise, the WORK POO is inevitable. For those who hate pooing at work, following is the Survival Guide for taking a dump … Continue reading

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Pffffrrrrblurrpfffrt

Fart in my comments: So today’s challenge, O loyal few, is to write down a word, in my comments that will make your work mates scream out: You smelly bastard! Oh Jesus… you dirty little fu… so on and so … Continue reading

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What Barry Needs

Barry needs backup. Barry needs a drink. Barry needs an enema. Barry needs to wear a suit. Barry needs to slow down! At least that’s what Google thinks. You too can waste oodles of time by just typing “{your name} … Continue reading

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Nut Brush

You too can be a proud nut brush owner! Hey! They clean!

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Guru

Is that a real Guru or is that a Sears Guru?

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A Fruitcake Orange

A man with a plan: I’m driving down the road thinking about absolutely nothing. All of a sudden, BAM!! An idea hits me like a pound a bricks. Passing motorists mistake this as a cursory head banging. I need to … Continue reading

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