Category Archives: Silly

iBelieve

“But now bring me a man who plays music. And when the man played music, the groove came upon them.” — 2 Jobs 3:15

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Black Metal

Black Metal: How-To? The second precondition is that you must be from Scandinavia, and it would be even better if you were from Norway. Countries such as Poland, Romania, Lithuania and Estonia are OK too, I suppose. Anyway, I suppose … Continue reading

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Brk! Brk! Brk!

You are the the Swedish Chef. You are a talented individual, nobody understands you. Perhaps it’s because you talk funny. Favorite expression: “Brk! Brk! Brk!” Hobbies: Kokin’ der yummee-yummers Favorite movie: “Wild Strawberries…and Creme” Last book read: “Der Swedish Chef … Continue reading

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Milk Rap

“We got the big bad Bessie with the M-I-L-K!” See the video here.

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Bottom 50

Absolute Bottom 50’s. Loads of them.

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Peanuts

And now: peanuts!

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Got Milk!

Excuse me while I throw up: A Frenchman who has invented a beer made from fermented milk is selling about 300 bottles of it a week. His recipe is secret, but it combines 75% milk and 25% malt with the … Continue reading

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So Ahmet, Dweezil and Joe Walk Into A Bar…

Took the 3 Variable Funny Test — I, or so it has been determined, am a Ham: “Your humor style is: Clean | Spontaneous | Light (43% dark, 47% spontaneous, 38% vulgar). Your style’s mostly goofy, innocent and feel-good. Perfect … Continue reading

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Five Times

Because farting is funny.

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The Moon is made of cheese

“What happens if I try to zoom too close?” – Well, you’ll have to go and find out, won’t you?

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Paintball

Imagine an ordinary baseball…Now imagine that same baseball with over 18,960 coats of paint on it. Getting the picture? Good, because that’s exactly what my wife, Glenda and I have done for the past 28 years.

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The Sound Of Cheeze

Pictures of a drumset made out of cheeze. One commenter asks: “was the drummer any Gouda?”

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Pardon My French

Took the Commonly Confused Words Test. I am, so it seems, “advanced”: 100% Beginner, 80% Intermediate, 93% Advanced, and 72% Expert. As stated in the result page: “This is an exceptional score.” So there! Let’s see yours then?

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The Do-Re-Mi’s of Personality

Use the amazingly accurate musical chicken to measure your personality: my results. (thanks Duncan)

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Toalla Para El Culo

Tomorrow morning we’ll be picking up some Argentine friends at the airport. With the Argentine bidet obsession in mind, I have created the following informational graphic:

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