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“I’m so sick of arming the world, then sending troops over to destroy the fucking arms, you know what I mean? We keep arming these little countries, then we go and blow the shit out of them. We’re like the … Continue reading →

Wow, LOVE your sweater! And your golden pants too!

…and the prize for the most bland, boring, irritating, braindead and over-commercialized musical genre goes to rap/hip-hop/r&b: “Of the 111 songs in the Billboard Top 20, 43 had brands in the lyrics. The most mentioned brand: Mercedes Benz. Only one … Continue reading →

Further adding to your holiday season indigestion: Sidney, Part Two is up.

Want to hear George Duke’s ’74 solo excursion “I Love The Blues, She Heard My Cry”? You can. Or maybe you prefer 10 different versions of “Yo Mama”? No problem. A Xmas compilation that doesn’t suck™? You got it. And … Continue reading →

“On December 21, 1940, Frank Jr. came into the world – or actually almost didn’t come into the world. Mom was in labor with Frank for thirty-six hours and they both almost died. Frank came into the world butt first, … Continue reading →

In order to break through the imbecilism created by the division between thought and entertainment, commerce and academia, Militant Esthetix is holding an International Conference of Esemplastic Zappology (ICE-Z, because it sounds like a rapper).

Had Frank Zappa been Canadian, we would now all love a guitar ditty by the name of “Black Serviettes”.

Aah the holiday season. Nothing beats serving as the cozy host for a couple billion microbes, coughing up brightly coloured substances (with amazing elasticity, I might add) and generally feeling like someone ran over you with a truck. Twice. Yes: … Continue reading →

Michael Moore on Saddam’s Capture: “Thank God Saddam is finally back in American hands! He must have really missed us. Man, he sure looked bad! But, at least he got a free dental exam today. That’s something most Americans can’t … Continue reading →

Evil on a Budget: “note how putting an ordinary world map on the wall counterpoints the stark simplicity of the plastic sheeting and gives this lab an international flair.”

Well hey, it is a very pertinent question. Right ladies? Maybe this has something to do with it.

Some of Mark Darling’s way cool FZ-caricatures have been added to TheBigNote’s Velvet Elvis section. You can get them on T-shirt for a reasonable price by dropping oversoul[at]voyager.net a note.

Barry has told me my folder (“sharleena’s crap” folder) is going to explode if i don’t clean it up from time to time, so here’s some of my secret files unloaded fer ya: photos by Rik Walton; cool drawings at … Continue reading →

A personal bookmark: Elliott Smith Live, June 6, 2003 in brooklyn, NYC. (via)